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6 years and barreling onward, Zampino and Hilton talk about it all, typically with some of the funniest people in the midwest. Come hang out with us.

Ep 360 I Love Those Big Twinkly Bitches

This week, Zampino and Hilton are flying solo! We check out trailers for Young Washington and Eternity. Then, it’s debating the merit of biopics, rewatching Hawkeye and comparing it to the comics, the problems with adult- themed marijuana products, and the dark truth behind My Girl.

This week, Zampino and Hilton are flying solo! We check out trailers for Young Washington and Eternity. Then, it’s debating the merit of biopics, rewatching Hawkeye and comparing it to the comics, the problems with adult- themed marijuana products, and the dark truth behind My Girl.

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Ep 359 Jafar's New Groove

This week, we’re hanging out with Adam Avitable. We check out the trailer for “Jay Kelly” and marvel at George Clooney’s classic Hollywood charm, and “Avatar: Fire and Ash,” which still hasn’t grabbed us. Then, it’s remembering old porno mags, pulling weird body parts, the betrayal of underpants leg holes. Plus, the debate over the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and secrets to working with really long cords.

This week, we’re hanging out with Adam Avitable. We check out the trailer for “Jay Kelly” and marvel at George Clooney’s classic Hollywood charm, and “Avatar: Fire and Ash,” which still hasn’t grabbed us. Then, it’s remembering old porno mags, pulling weird body parts, the betrayal of underpants leg holes. Plus, the debate over the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and secrets to working with really long cords.

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Ep 358 Cock Topics

This week we welcome back Roxy Rockette! We check out trailers “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” and “The Mandalorian and Grogu,” plus the trailer for the upcoming Hideo Kojima game with Jordan Peele, “OD.” Then, we learn a ton about Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor, and way too much talk about the zombie cock in “28 Weeks Later.” Plus, tattoo convention tips, changes in fight choreography, and the secrets of crock pot cooking.

This week we welcome back Roxy Rockette! We check out trailers “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” and “The Mandalorian and Grogu,” plus the trailer for the upcoming Hideo Kojima game with Jordan Peele, “OD.” Then, we learn a ton about Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor, and way too much talk about the zombie cock in “28 Weeks Later.” Plus, tattoo convention tips, changes in fight choreography, and the secrets of crock pot cooking.

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Ep 357 Big Back Boiz

This week, we’re welcoming back TJ Clark! We check out trailers for “Ozzy Osborne: No Escape From Now,” “Anaconda,” and “Queens of the Dead.” Then, it’s remembering ‘American Movie’, having your very own Uncle Buck, learning the lyrics to ‘Perry Mason’, and the perfection of ‘Disorderlies.’ Plus: Bebe Neuwirth, Don Ameche, and F. Murray Abraham! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES MARSDEN!

This week, we’re welcoming back TJ Clark! We check out trailers for “Ozzy Osborne: No Escape From Now,” “Anaconda,” and “Queens of the Dead.” Then, it’s remembering ‘American Movie’, having your very own Uncle Buck, learning the lyrics to ‘Perry Mason’, and the perfection of ‘Disorderlies.’ Plus: Bebe Neuwirth, Don Ameche, and F. Murray Abraham! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES MARSDEN!

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Ep 356 Fievel Revival

This week, Adam Benson is back! We check out the trailers for “Wuthering Heights” and “John Candy: I Like Me.” Then, it’s games with bad movie parts, the weird reality of HBO’s Real Sex, the wild American Tail sequels, and what went wrong with popular music. Plus, we dip into the Milo and Otis lore again. I’m sorry.

This week, Adam Benson is back! We check out the trailers for “Wuthering Heights” and “John Candy: I Like Me.” Then, it’s games with bad movie parts, the weird reality of HBO’s Real Sex, the wild American Tail sequels, and what went wrong with popular music. Plus, we dip into the Milo and Otis lore again. I’m sorry.

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Ep 355 Bears, Beavers, Battlestar Galactica

This week, we’re hanging out with Kels Cooper! We check out trailers for The Lowdown and Hoppers. Then, it’s the best wine made by famous directors, Nicholas Cage’s career, stunt doubles in real life, and missing the spicy scenes in Titanic. Plus, we deep dive the whole bear/beaver situation. Oh, and did you catch every Taylor Swift song title hidden in the recording?

This week, we’re hanging out with Kels Cooper! We check out trailers for The Lowdown and Hoppers. Then, it’s the best wine made by famous directors, Nicholas Cage’s career, stunt doubles in real life, and missing the spicy scenes in Titanic. Plus, we deep dive the whole bear/beaver situation. Oh, and did you catch every Taylor Swift song title hidden in the recording?

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Ep 354 Temporary, Consensual Prison

This week, Brett and Hannah are back! We talk ninja turtle movies and why Vanilla Ice doesn’t have the pass. Then, it’s the different types of henchmen, Rob Schneider’s big break, Taskmaster tips, and misremembering Three Men and a Baby. Plus, John Stamos’ dumb hair, and Zampino’s trip to San Francisco!

This week, Brett and Hannah are back! We talk ninja turtle movies and why Vanilla Ice doesn’t have the pass. Then, it’s the different types of henchmen, Rob Schneider’s big break, Taskmaster tips, and misremembering Three Men and a Baby. Plus, John Stamos’ dumb hair, and Zampino’s trip to San Francisco!

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Ep 353 Gilbert Grape: Oops All Mom

This week, we’re double fisting with two guests, Arthur Dixon and Caty Coffee! Both hilarious comics, plus our beloved Zampino, will all take the stage for the Starlite Comedy Night August 8, making this episode either a preview or a taste of what you missed, depending on when you listen! We check out the trailers for “Rental Family” and “The Paper.” Then, it’s the secret language of Animal Crossing, divorce proceedings with Andrew WK, and important questions about French rap. “Dad’s dead, Dad’s dead…”

This week, we’re double fisting with two guests, Arthur Dixon and Caty Coffee! Both hilarious comics, plus our beloved Zampino, will all take the stage for the Starlite Comedy Night August 8, making this episode either a preview or a taste of what you missed, depending on when you listen! We check out the trailers for “Rental Family” and “The Paper.” Then, it’s the secret language of Animal Crossing, divorce proceedings with Andrew WK, and important questions about French rap. “Dad’s dead, Dad’s dead…”

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Ep 347 Medicinal Sex

This week, we’re hanging out with Jesse Willett. We check out trailers for “Sketch” and “Wicked: For Good.” We dip into deployment stories and the beauty of “buy nothing” groups. Then, it’s method acting going too far, concert weather and cellphone policies, and the benefits of anonymity.

This week, we’re hanging out with Jesse Willett. We check out trailers for “Sketch” and “Wicked: For Good.” We dip into deployment stories and the beauty of “buy nothing” groups. Then, it’s method acting going too far, concert weather and cellphone policies, and the benefits of anonymity.

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Ep 345 Pre Cum Jun

This week, we are hanging with comedian Brent Deo! We check out trailers for Frankenstein, Stranger Things Season 5, and Mountainhead. Then, it’s midterm elections, My 600lb Life, and way too much dong talk! No punchies, please!

This week, we are hanging with comedian Brent Deo! We check out trailers for Frankenstein, Stranger Things Season 5, and Mountainhead. Then, it’s midterm elections, My 600lb Life, and way too much dong talk! No punchies, please!

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Ep 344 The Last Long John's

This week, we’re hanging out with Thunderwof, talking about the upcoming showing of his comedy special “The horse and the wof” at Circle Cinema. We check out the trailer for “The Home,” with Pete Davidson, but really we’re talking about proper al dente, the ins and outs of vinegar-based sauces, trading loosies for a basket of crispies, and the coolest cop in Boston.

This week, we’re hanging out with Thunderwof, talking about the upcoming showing of his comedy special “The horse and the wof” at Circle Cinema. We check out the trailer for “The Home,” with Pete Davidson, but really we’re talking about proper al dente, the ins and outs of vinegar-based sauces, trading loosies for a basket of crispies, and the coolest cop in Boston.

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Ep 343 One Trick Funny

This week, we welcome back comedian and satirist Toby Morton! We check out trailers for “The Roses,” and “Predator: Killer of Killers.” Then, it’s lessons in feeding the trolls, figuring out what our own faces look like, and even some basketball talk! (Hilton has a lot to say about LeBron and Bronny James.) Oh, and someone tell Oona Chaplin we love her!

This week, we welcome back comedian and satirist Toby Morton! We check out trailers for “The Roses,” and “Predator: Killer of Killers.” Then, it’s lessons in feeding the trolls, figuring out what our own faces look like, and even some basketball talk! (Hilton has a lot to say about LeBron and Bronny James.) Oh, and someone tell Oona Chaplin we love her!

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Ep 342 JNCO Jorts

This week, we welcome back photographer David Lackey! We watch the trailers for “Americana,” “Nobody 2,” and “Smurfs.” Then, it’s the health code violation in ratatouille, the physical damage of playing sports, and pushing to make Sidekicks a beloved cult classic. We also rag on Dexter and warn against wearing jorts. Plus, we debate which show had a bigger cast, The Office or Parks and Rec!

This week, we welcome back photographer David Lackey! We watch the trailers for “Americana,” “Nobody 2,” and “Smurfs.” Then, it’s the health code violation in ratatouille, the physical damage of playing sports, and pushing to make Sidekicks a beloved cult classic. We also rag on Dexter and warn against wearing jorts. Plus, we debate which show had a bigger cast, The Office or Parks and Rec!

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Ep 341 Pinch and Roll

This week, we’re hanging out with Daniel Gulick, and talking about his one-night-only flower shop art exhibit, “Vagabond Flower Shop,” happening from 6PM-9PM on May 10. We check out the trailers for “Weapons” and “Together.” Then, it’s the thrill of practical horror effects. Plus, actors who aren’t afraid to poke fun at themselves. Also, how not to die! Oh, and Zampino gets to talk basketball!

This week, we’re hanging out with Daniel Gulick, and talking about his one-night-only flower shop art exhibit, “Vagabond Flower Shop,” happening from 6PM-9PM on May 10. We check out the trailers for “Weapons” and “Together.” Then, it’s the thrill of practical horror effects. Plus, actors who aren’t afraid to poke fun at themselves. Also, how not to die! Oh, and Zampino gets to talk basketball!

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Ep 340 Dolores the Exploress

This week, we’re hanging out with Duke Durant! We check out the trailers for Predator: Badlands, Fountain of Youth, and Pee-Wee as Himself. Then, it’s the conspiracy of ‘Big Water,’ fighting racism in Red Dead Revolver 2, and Fun facts about Wombat shit.

This week, we’re hanging out with Duke Durant! We check out the trailers for Predator: Badlands, Fountain of Youth, and Pee-Wee as Himself. Then, it’s the conspiracy of ‘Big Water,’ fighting racism in Red Dead Revolver 2, and Fun facts about Wombat shit.

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Ep 339 One Willem to Rule Them All

This week, comedian and activist Hudson Harder is hanging out with us! We check out trailers for Fantastic Four: First Steps and The Legend of Ochi. Then, it’s the future of politics, Willem Dafoe’s dick, the image problem in Texas, and learning all kids do now is watch TikTok and eat hot chips.

This week, comedian and activist Hudson Harder is hanging out with us! We check out trailers for Fantastic Four: First Steps and The Legend of Ochi. Then, it’s the future of politics, Willem Dafoe’s dick, the image problem in Texas, and learning all kids do now is watch TikTok and eat hot chips.

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Ep 338 COVID Coneys

This week, we welcome back comedian Terrell Norton! We check out the trailers for “Nonnas” and “The Phoenician Scheme.” Then, it’s the changing tolerances as you age, the best place to get coneys, the right way to make a cake donut, and the warped world of Genesis claymation.

This week, we welcome back comedian Terrell Norton! We check out the trailers for “Nonnas” and “The Phoenician Scheme.” Then, it’s the changing tolerances as you age, the best place to get coneys, the right way to make a cake donut, and the warped world of Genesis claymation.

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Ep 337 Not My Proudest Fap

This week, Evan Hughes is back! We check out the trailers for Megan 2.0, and the Naked Gun, before we’re stumped by the two vastly different trailers for Disney’s Elio! Then, it’s a whirlwind of madcap stories including basketball video games, carney road stories, the Dancing in the Streets music video with no audio and so much more.

This week, Evan Hughes is back! We check out the trailers for Megan 2.0, and the Naked Gun, before we’re stumped by the two vastly different trailers for Disney’s Elio! Then, it’s a whirlwind of madcap stories including basketball video games, carney road stories, the Dancing in the Streets music video with no audio and so much more.

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Ep 335 Riff Ralph

This week, we’re hanging out with our pal Laura Cook! Laura has a new monthly comedy show in Tulsa, with a new karaoke night to come! We check out the teasers for Ballerina, One Battle After Another, and The Toxic Avenger. Then, it’s the folly of a denim outfit, the age difference between Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood, and the terrifying real-life Florida cryptid known only as Riff Raff.

This week, we’re hanging out with our pal Laura Cook! Laura has a new monthly comedy show in Tulsa, with a new karaoke night to come! We check out the teasers for Ballerina, One Battle After Another, and The Toxic Avenger. Then, it’s the folly of a denim outfit, the age difference between Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood, and the terrifying real-life Florida cryptid known only as Riff Raff.

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Ep 334 Undiagnosed Mental Illness in a Nutshell

This week, we’re hanging out with comedian Sam Miller. We check out the trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth, and talk about how the dinos are the good guys. Then, it’s the changing landscape of comedy clubs, looking back at Nirvana, the complicated history of the Seattle SuperSonics, and why everyone should go to Astoria, Oregon.

This week, we’re hanging out with comedian Sam Miller. We check out the trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth, and talk about how the dinos are the good guys. Then, it’s the changing landscape of comedy clubs, looking back at Nirvana, the complicated history of the Seattle SuperSonics, and why everyone should go to Astoria, Oregon.

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