Opinions Like A-Holes

6 years and barreling onward, Zampino and Hilton talk about it all, typically with some of the funniest people in the midwest. Come hang out with us.

Ep 371 Pronghorn Leghorn

This week, we welcome back Alan Doyle. We check out trailers for “The Death of Robin Hood” and “Scary Movie 6.” Then, it’s rules of nicknames, the impact of malice at the Palace, making a good Luigi musical, and reminiscing about Schmoyoho. Plus, using context clues!

This week, we welcome back Alan Doyle. We check out trailers for “The Death of Robin Hood” and “Scary Movie 6.” Then, it’s rules of nicknames, the impact of malice at the Palace, making a good Luigi musical, and reminiscing about Schmoyoho. Plus, using context clues!

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Ep 370 Flush With Kum & Gos

This week, we welcome back Evan Hughes! We check out trailers for “Backrooms” and “Toy Story 5.” Then, it’s tips on stealing from grocery stores, and what not to say when you’re caught. Plus, the cost of hotels. And hookers. And not replying to text messages. Also, how not to reveal WiFi passwords.

This week, we welcome back Evan Hughes! We check out trailers for “Backrooms” and “Toy Story 5.” Then, it’s tips on stealing from grocery stores, and what not to say when you’re caught. Plus, the cost of hotels. And hookers. And not replying to text messages. Also, how not to reveal WiFi passwords.

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Ep 369 Landlocked Liberals

This week, we welcome back Josh Boltz! We check out the trailer for “Supergirl” and discuss the expectations of comic book universes. Then, it’s the wild careers of Ed Koch and Mills Lane, the structure of small town America, and the hope of underground art and music. Plus, the weirdness of watching people pretend to like Kid Rock.

This week, we welcome back Josh Boltz! We check out the trailer for “Supergirl” and discuss the expectations of comic book universes. Then, it’s the wild careers of Ed Koch and Mills Lane, the structure of small town America, and the hope of underground art and music. Plus, the weirdness of watching people pretend to like Kid Rock.

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Ep 368 Metal Gear Soft

This week, we welcome back Brian Sittler, co-host of the People Person’s Paper Podcast. We check out the trailers for “Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85” and “Michael.” Then, it’s the dangers of being mean to Evan Hughes, the quirky fun of Wonder Man, and the weird ass kid version of Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport. Plus, the audacity of the 1989 NES game Fester’s Quest.

This week, we welcome back Brian Sittler, co-host of the People Person’s Paper Podcast. We check out the trailers for “Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85” and “Michael.” Then, it’s the dangers of being mean to Evan Hughes, the quirky fun of Wonder Man, and the weird ass kid version of Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport. Plus, the audacity of the 1989 NES game Fester’s Quest.

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Ep 367 Now Who's Got Hogwarts

This week, we’re joined by Alexis Taylor, Rhonda Lou, and Ashlyn Benson, hosts of The All Nighter Podcast! We check out trailers for “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie”, “Dolly,” and “I Love Boosters.” Then, it’s the best and worst television reboots, the struggle of watching sex scenes sitting next to your family, and learning to admit your dumbest mistakes.

This week, we’re joined by Alexis Taylor, Rhonda Lou, and Ashlyn Benson, hosts of The All Nighter Podcast! We check out trailers for “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie”, “Dolly,” and “I Love Boosters.” Then, it’s the best and worst television reboots, the struggle of watching sex scenes sitting next to your family, and learning to admit your dumbest mistakes.

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Ep 366 Edward Furloughed

This week, we welcome back Duke Durant! We check out trailers for “Avengers: Doomsday” and “Scream 7.” Then, it’s the debate over when a franchise should end. Plus, the connection between Scream 3 and #metoo, ways to get killer clowns to fit into a pizza box, and the proper marriage rules for child abuse.

This week, we welcome back Duke Durant! We check out trailers for “Avengers: Doomsday” and “Scream 7.” Then, it’s the debate over when a franchise should end. Plus, the connection between Scream 3 and #metoo, ways to get killer clowns to fit into a pizza box, and the proper marriage rules for child abuse.

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Ep 365 Scared the B'Jovi Outta Me

This week, Zampino and Hilton are flying solo! We check out trailers for “All You Need is Kill,” and “Project Hail Mary.” Then, it’s the joy of fishing and golf video games, Millie Bonnie Bongiovi’s fun name change, and letting kids watch PG-13 movies in the 80s. PLUS - Zamp and Hilton share shocking news about the future of OLA!

This week, Zampino and Hilton are flying solo! We check out trailers for “All You Need is Kill,” and “Project Hail Mary.” Then, it’s the joy of fishing and golf video games, Millie Bonnie Bongiovi’s fun name change, and letting kids watch PG-13 movies in the 80s. PLUS - Zamp and Hilton share shocking news about the future of OLA!

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Ep 364 Circle Jerkle

This week, we welcome back Cepeda Cheeks! We check out the trailer for “Corey Feldman Versus the World,” and get into the wildest moments of his career. Then, it’s the lasting positive impacts of stand-up comedy, and whether or not camping is cool. Plus, the Beatles vs the Isley brothers, and Oklahoma’s newfound attention thanks to the OKC Thunder.

This week, we welcome back Cepeda Cheeks! We check out the trailer for “Corey Feldman Versus the World,” and get into the wildest moments of his career. Then, it’s the lasting positive impacts of stand-up comedy, and whether or not camping is cool. Plus, the Beatles vs the Isley brothers, and Oklahoma’s newfound attention thanks to the OKC Thunder.

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Ep 363 Closet Tool Stan

This week, we welcome back Jeff Thomas! We check out trailers for Goat and How to Make a Killing! Then, it’s new music coming from Guns n’ Roses, the proper way to listen to Tool, and the secret of the 11th Commandment. Plus, how to determine whether you’re at a friendsgiving.

This week, we welcome back Jeff Thomas! We check out trailers for Goat and How to Make a Killing! Then, it’s new music coming from Guns n’ Roses, the proper way to listen to Tool, and the secret of the 11th Commandment. Plus, how to determine whether you’re at a friendsgiving.

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Ep 362 I'm Not Your Little Britch Boy

This week, we welcome back Shawna Blake! We check out trailers for “Wake Up Dead Man,” and “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” Plus, the crappy beach umbrellas of ‘Swim Shady, talking teens out of a choking fetish, and finding the right time to rob Takeshi 6ix9ine. B’gosh.

This week, we welcome back Shawna Blake! We check out trailers for “Wake Up Dead Man,” and “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” Plus, the crappy beach umbrellas of ‘Swim Shady, talking teens out of a choking fetish, and finding the right time to rob Takeshi 6ix9ine. B’gosh.

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Ep 361 Skull-in-a-Jar-Man

This week, we welcome back writer and real-life Santa Claus, Matt Gallagher! We check out trailers for Dead Man’s Wire and Zootopia 2! Then, it’s Marvel Cosmic invasion and the return of old school beat em ups. Plus, learning about Beta Ray Bill, the definition of “period piece,” and realizing Disney knows furries exist and may be catering to them.

This week, we welcome back writer and real-life Santa Claus, Matt Gallagher! We check out trailers for Dead Man’s Wire and Zootopia 2! Then, it’s Marvel Cosmic invasion and the return of old school beat em ups. Plus, learning about Beta Ray Bill, the definition of “period piece,” and realizing Disney knows furries exist and may be catering to them.

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Ep 360 I Love Those Big Twinkly Bitches

This week, Zampino and Hilton are flying solo! We check out trailers for Young Washington and Eternity. Then, it’s debating the merit of biopics, rewatching Hawkeye and comparing it to the comics, the problems with adult- themed marijuana products, and the dark truth behind My Girl.

This week, Zampino and Hilton are flying solo! We check out trailers for Young Washington and Eternity. Then, it’s debating the merit of biopics, rewatching Hawkeye and comparing it to the comics, the problems with adult- themed marijuana products, and the dark truth behind My Girl.

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Ep 359 Jafar's New Groove

This week, we’re hanging out with Adam Avitable. We check out the trailer for “Jay Kelly” and marvel at George Clooney’s classic Hollywood charm, and “Avatar: Fire and Ash,” which still hasn’t grabbed us. Then, it’s remembering old porno mags, pulling weird body parts, the betrayal of underpants leg holes. Plus, the debate over the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and secrets to working with really long cords.

This week, we’re hanging out with Adam Avitable. We check out the trailer for “Jay Kelly” and marvel at George Clooney’s classic Hollywood charm, and “Avatar: Fire and Ash,” which still hasn’t grabbed us. Then, it’s remembering old porno mags, pulling weird body parts, the betrayal of underpants leg holes. Plus, the debate over the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and secrets to working with really long cords.

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Ep 358 Cock Topics

This week we welcome back Roxy Rockette! We check out trailers “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” and “The Mandalorian and Grogu,” plus the trailer for the upcoming Hideo Kojima game with Jordan Peele, “OD.” Then, we learn a ton about Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor, and way too much talk about the zombie cock in “28 Weeks Later.” Plus, tattoo convention tips, changes in fight choreography, and the secrets of crock pot cooking.

This week we welcome back Roxy Rockette! We check out trailers “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” and “The Mandalorian and Grogu,” plus the trailer for the upcoming Hideo Kojima game with Jordan Peele, “OD.” Then, we learn a ton about Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor, and way too much talk about the zombie cock in “28 Weeks Later.” Plus, tattoo convention tips, changes in fight choreography, and the secrets of crock pot cooking.

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Ep 357 Big Back Boiz

This week, we’re welcoming back TJ Clark! We check out trailers for “Ozzy Osborne: No Escape From Now,” “Anaconda,” and “Queens of the Dead.” Then, it’s remembering ‘American Movie’, having your very own Uncle Buck, learning the lyrics to ‘Perry Mason’, and the perfection of ‘Disorderlies.’ Plus: Bebe Neuwirth, Don Ameche, and F. Murray Abraham! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES MARSDEN!

This week, we’re welcoming back TJ Clark! We check out trailers for “Ozzy Osborne: No Escape From Now,” “Anaconda,” and “Queens of the Dead.” Then, it’s remembering ‘American Movie’, having your very own Uncle Buck, learning the lyrics to ‘Perry Mason’, and the perfection of ‘Disorderlies.’ Plus: Bebe Neuwirth, Don Ameche, and F. Murray Abraham! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES MARSDEN!

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Ep 356 Fievel Revival

This week, Adam Benson is back! We check out the trailers for “Wuthering Heights” and “John Candy: I Like Me.” Then, it’s games with bad movie parts, the weird reality of HBO’s Real Sex, the wild American Tail sequels, and what went wrong with popular music. Plus, we dip into the Milo and Otis lore again. I’m sorry.

This week, Adam Benson is back! We check out the trailers for “Wuthering Heights” and “John Candy: I Like Me.” Then, it’s games with bad movie parts, the weird reality of HBO’s Real Sex, the wild American Tail sequels, and what went wrong with popular music. Plus, we dip into the Milo and Otis lore again. I’m sorry.

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Ep 355 Bears, Beavers, Battlestar Galactica

This week, we’re hanging out with Kels Cooper! We check out trailers for The Lowdown and Hoppers. Then, it’s the best wine made by famous directors, Nicholas Cage’s career, stunt doubles in real life, and missing the spicy scenes in Titanic. Plus, we deep dive the whole bear/beaver situation. Oh, and did you catch every Taylor Swift song title hidden in the recording?

This week, we’re hanging out with Kels Cooper! We check out trailers for The Lowdown and Hoppers. Then, it’s the best wine made by famous directors, Nicholas Cage’s career, stunt doubles in real life, and missing the spicy scenes in Titanic. Plus, we deep dive the whole bear/beaver situation. Oh, and did you catch every Taylor Swift song title hidden in the recording?

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Ep 354 Temporary, Consensual Prison

This week, Brett and Hannah are back! We talk ninja turtle movies and why Vanilla Ice doesn’t have the pass. Then, it’s the different types of henchmen, Rob Schneider’s big break, Taskmaster tips, and misremembering Three Men and a Baby. Plus, John Stamos’ dumb hair, and Zampino’s trip to San Francisco!

This week, Brett and Hannah are back! We talk ninja turtle movies and why Vanilla Ice doesn’t have the pass. Then, it’s the different types of henchmen, Rob Schneider’s big break, Taskmaster tips, and misremembering Three Men and a Baby. Plus, John Stamos’ dumb hair, and Zampino’s trip to San Francisco!

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Ep 353 Gilbert Grape: Oops All Mom

This week, we’re double fisting with two guests, Arthur Dixon and Caty Coffee! Both hilarious comics, plus our beloved Zampino, will all take the stage for the Starlite Comedy Night August 8, making this episode either a preview or a taste of what you missed, depending on when you listen! We check out the trailers for “Rental Family” and “The Paper.” Then, it’s the secret language of Animal Crossing, divorce proceedings with Andrew WK, and important questions about French rap. “Dad’s dead, Dad’s dead…”

This week, we’re double fisting with two guests, Arthur Dixon and Caty Coffee! Both hilarious comics, plus our beloved Zampino, will all take the stage for the Starlite Comedy Night August 8, making this episode either a preview or a taste of what you missed, depending on when you listen! We check out the trailers for “Rental Family” and “The Paper.” Then, it’s the secret language of Animal Crossing, divorce proceedings with Andrew WK, and important questions about French rap. “Dad’s dead, Dad’s dead…”

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Ep 352 - 360 Twinkie Flip

This week, we’re hanging out with photographer Phil Clarkin! We check out trailers for “Spinal Tap II: The End Continues” and “One Battle After Another”. The, it’s the pain of being called sellout and poseur, the Incredible talent and theatricality of metal music, collecting vinyl, and the truth about Chef.

This week, we’re hanging out with photographer Phil Clarkin! We check out trailers for “Spinal Tap II: The End Continues” and “One Battle After Another”. The, it’s the pain of being called sellout and poseur, the Incredible talent and theatricality of metal music, collecting vinyl, and the truth about Chef.

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