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6 years and barreling onward, Zampino and Hilton talk about it all, typically with some of the funniest people in the midwest. Come hang out with us.

Ep 387 Low Key Alchemy

This week, we welcome back Toby Morton! We check out trailers for “Street Fighter,” and “Without Blood.” Then, it’s Steven Segal’s adventures on SNL and life, finding the perfect double feature, and finding fleas on your fast food. Plus, love-hating Oasis and writing scripts for Moonlighting.

Ep 387 Low Key Alchemy
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This week, we welcome back Toby Morton! We check out trailers for “Street Fighter,” and “Without Blood.” Then, it’s Steven Segal’s adventures on SNL and life, finding the perfect double feature, and finding fleas on your fast food. Plus, love-hating Oasis and writing scripts for Moonlighting.

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Ep 386 Eskimo Uncle

This week, we welcome comedian and owner of Meadow Market Books Melodie Coulter to the show! We check out trailers for “Wildwood” and “Hexed.” Then, it’s sensible lightsaber ownership, searching for eyeglass-friendly headphones, and line dancing vs. square dancing. Plus, Hilton may have met a cult leader.

Ep 386 Eskimo Uncle
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This week, we welcome comedian and owner of Meadow Market Books Melodie Coulter to the show! We check out trailers for “Wildwood” and “Hexed.” Then, it’s sensible lightsaber ownership, searching for eyeglass-friendly headphones, and line dancing vs. square dancing. Plus, Hilton may have met a cult leader.

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Ep 385 It Pop Lot of Time

This week, we welcome comedian Ray Johnson to the show! We check out trailers for “The Bluey Movie,” “VisionQuest,” and “Ahsoka Season 2.” Then, it’s being competitive about sobriety, the intricacies of balloon-grass physics, and dealing with dog vomit. Plus, the changing styles of filmmaking, and reliving the saga of RayGun. We’ll do it live!

Ep 385 It Pop Lot of Time
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This week, we welcome comedian Ray Johnson to the show! We check out trailers for “The Bluey Movie,” “VisionQuest,” and “Ahsoka Season 2.” Then, it’s being competitive about sobriety, the intricacies of balloon-grass physics, and dealing with dog vomit. Plus, the changing styles of filmmaking, and reliving the saga of RayGun. We’ll do it live!

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Ep 384 He's a Real Hog Farmer

This week, we welcome back Joe Myside, owner of Myside Fitness in Tulsa. We check out trailers for “Behemoth” and “The Wrong Girls.” Then, it’s movie catchphrases that stick with you, how to be a proper Viking, and doing the right thing in an adult theater. Plus, the terrifying de-masking of KISS, and the shocking similarity of actors Brian Cox and Rip Torn.

Ep 384 He's a Real Hog Farmer
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This week, we welcome back Joe Myside, owner of Myside Fitness in Tulsa. We check out trailers for “Behemoth” and “The Wrong Girls.” Then, it’s movie catchphrases that stick with you, how to be a proper Viking, and doing the right thing in an adult theater. Plus, the terrifying de-masking of KISS, and the shocking similarity of actors Brian Cox and Rip Torn.

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Ep 383 No More Moons

This week, we welcome back Jay Kincade! We check out trailers for “Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother,” “Digger,” and “Star Wars Visions: The Ninth Jedi.” Then, it’s the latest developments in Scientology, emo bands we missed, and evil stereotypes about bald men. Plus, changing society and the end of mooning.

Ep 383 No More Moons
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This week, we welcome back Jay Kincade! We check out trailers for “Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother,” “Digger,” and “Star Wars Visions: The Ninth Jedi.” Then, it’s the latest developments in Scientology, emo bands we missed, and evil stereotypes about bald men. Plus, changing society and the end of mooning.

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Ep 382 Sleep Time Jizzer

This week, we welcome comedian Bobby Baldwin to the show! We check out trailers for “Jumanji: Open World,” “Clayface,” and “Avengers: Doomsday,” which actually gets us talking about City Slickers and Bruno Kirby. Then, it’s calling Bill Clinton a wiener, Vin Diesel being weird with interviewers, and people who hold instruments but don’t play them in videos. Plus, Jack Palance Facts!

Ep 382 Sleep Time Jizzer
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This week, we welcome comedian Bobby Baldwin to the show! We check out trailers for “Jumanji: Open World,” “Clayface,” and “Avengers: Doomsday,” which actually gets us talking about City Slickers and Bruno Kirby. Then, it’s calling Bill Clinton a wiener, Vin Diesel being weird with interviewers, and people who hold instruments but don’t play them in videos. Plus, Jack Palance Facts!

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Ep 381 We Bought a Trojan Horse

This week, we’re hanging out with Becky Zampino! We check out trailers for “The Odyssey,” and “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.” Then, it’s zipper merging and patience behind the wheel, jokes Ted Lasso would love, catching up on Anne Hathaway, and the unstoppable force that is Zendaya. Plus, true crime about a staircase and an owl. Don’t f*ck with birds.

Ep 381 We Bought a Trojan Horse
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This week, we’re hanging out with Becky Zampino! We check out trailers for “The Odyssey,” and “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.” Then, it’s zipper merging and patience behind the wheel, jokes Ted Lasso would love, catching up on Anne Hathaway, and the unstoppable force that is Zendaya. Plus, true crime about a staircase and an owl. Don’t f*ck with birds.

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Ep 380 Whalp

This week, we welcome back Peter Bedgood! We check out three wildly different and awesome trailers: Human Vapor (cool cinematography and a frightening villain,) The Social Reckoning (terrifyingly based on a true story,) and Whalefall (insane deep sea thalassophobia maker.) Then, it’s stories from the set of Catch Me If You Can, digging into IMDB credits, and checking up on rapper Eric B. Plus, new concerns about AI as we watch a robot kick a kid.

Ep 380 Whalp
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This week, we welcome back Peter Bedgood! We check out three wildly different and awesome trailers: Human Vapor (cool cinematography and a frightening villain,) The Social Reckoning (terrifyingly based on a true story,) and Whalefall (insane deep sea thalassophobia maker.) Then, it’s stories from the set of Catch Me If You Can, digging into IMDB credits, and checking up on rapper Eric B. Plus, new concerns about AI as we watch a robot kick a kid.

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Ep 379 Tainted Laughs

This weekend we welcome back Nicole Miller! We check out trailers for “Couture” and “Little Brother.” Then, it’s properly preparing for comedy, the clothes of the 1950s, and mispronouncing the word “croissant.” Plus, we learn a little about Mario Lemieux, and discuss the surprising success of the Big Bang Theory spinoff shows. Oh, and Hilton didn’t like Taskmaster.

Ep 379 Tainted Laughs
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This weekend we welcome back Nicole Miller! We check out trailers for “Couture” and “Little Brother.” Then, it’s properly preparing for comedy, the clothes of the 1950s, and mispronouncing the word “croissant.” Plus, we learn a little about Mario Lemieux, and discuss the surprising success of the Big Bang Theory spinoff shows. Oh, and Hilton didn’t like Taskmaster.

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Ep 378 Insult the Comedian Dog

This week, we welcome back Cam Porter! We check out the trailer for “The Hawk” (we don’t like it.) Then, it’s being eager to grow old, preferred facial hair, and learning about reverse mortgages. Plus, the lawlessness of the 1980s, the shitty kickass graphics of Super NES StarFox, and the legacy of Air Jordans. We also discuss the Muppet Mount Rushmore.

Ep 378 Insult the Comedian Dog
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This week, we welcome back Cam Porter! We check out the trailer for “The Hawk” (we don’t like it.) Then, it’s being eager to grow old, preferred facial hair, and learning about reverse mortgages. Plus, the lawlessness of the 1980s, the shitty kickass graphics of Super NES StarFox, and the legacy of Air Jordans. We also discuss the Muppet Mount Rushmore.

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Ep 377 Mr. Bad Guy

After 98 months and 10 days, we finally welcome back Jeff Brown! We check out trailers for “Propeller One-Way Night Coach,” “Elle,” and “Evil Dead Burn.” Then, it’s close calls with sun-blinded SUVs, mistranslated movie titles, and grandma’s name for your junk. Plus, where to inject steroids, and the cookie version of betrayal.

Ep 377 Mr. Bad Guy
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After 98 months and 10 days, we finally welcome back Jeff Brown! We check out trailers for “Propeller One-Way Night Coach,” “Elle,” and “Evil Dead Burn.” Then, it’s close calls with sun-blinded SUVs, mistranslated movie titles, and grandma’s name for your junk. Plus, where to inject steroids, and the cookie version of betrayal.

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Ep 376 Yurk a Blinker

This week, we welcome back Terrell Norton! We check out the trailers for “Ted Lasso,” “Star Trek: Strange New Worlds,” and “Spider-Noir.” Then, it’s hanging out playing video games with friends, the best comedies from the late 90s and early 00s, and the classic rock and roll technique of letting your song slowly fade out at the end. Plus, where to get birdseed and the proper way to nacho.

Ep 376 Yurk a Blinker
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This week, we welcome back Terrell Norton! We check out the trailers for “Ted Lasso,” “Star Trek: Strange New Worlds,” and “Spider-Noir.” Then, it’s hanging out playing video games with friends, the best comedies from the late 90s and early 00s, and the classic rock and roll technique of letting your song slowly fade out at the end. Plus, where to get birdseed and the proper way to nacho.

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Ep 375 Two and a Half Batmen

This week, we welcome back Brett and Hannah! We check out trailers for “Coyote Vs ACME” and “Clayface.” Then, it’s Robert Palmer’s weird video themes, breaking down the progress of James Gunn’s DCU, and making the staff at Cox Cable do just the worst things. Plus, David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.D, and the Murder She Wrote movie.

Ep 375 Two and a Half Batmen
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This week, we welcome back Brett and Hannah! We check out trailers for “Coyote Vs ACME” and “Clayface.” Then, it’s Robert Palmer’s weird video themes, breaking down the progress of James Gunn’s DCU, and making the staff at Cox Cable do just the worst things. Plus, David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.D, and the Murder She Wrote movie.

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Ep 374 Give Me Back My Mug!

This week, we welcome back Caty Coffee! We check out trailers for “Supergirl,” “Backrooms,” and “Hokum.” Then, it’s the legacy of Golan-Globus, growing up in a weird house, and a concerning amount of songs about dead dogs. Plus, anxiety interacting online, 30 Rock references, and naked Danny DeVito visions.

Ep 374 Give Me Back My Mug!
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This week, we welcome back Caty Coffee! We check out trailers for “Supergirl,” “Backrooms,” and “Hokum.” Then, it’s the legacy of Golan-Globus, growing up in a weird house, and a concerning amount of songs about dead dogs. Plus, anxiety interacting online, 30 Rock references, and naked Danny DeVito visions.

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Ep 373 Machine Gun Murder Bird

This week, we welcome comedian Chrissy Iles! We check out trailers for The Sheep Detectives, Dune 3, and Star Wars: Maul: Shadow Lord.” Then, it’s nightmare African stork noises, frightening cake baby mascots, and remembering “Forget Me Nots.” Plus, picking and choosing which Star Wars to watch, and the highlights of Australian reality TV.

Ep 373 Machine Gun Murder Bird
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This week, we welcome comedian Chrissy Iles! We check out trailers for The Sheep Detectives, Dune 3, and Star Wars: Maul: Shadow Lord.” Then, it’s nightmare African stork noises, frightening cake baby mascots, and remembering “Forget Me Nots.” Plus, picking and choosing which Star Wars to watch, and the highlights of Australian reality TV.

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Ep 372 Duplo Lookin Ass

This week, we’re hanging out with David Lackey! We check out trailers for “Roommates,” and “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” Then, it’s the ins and outs of Christian Mingle, the best and worst superhero games, the surprise fall of Hugh Jackman, and why under no circumstances should you ever f*ck a koala. Plus, we know a stenographer when we see it.

Ep 372 Duplo Lookin Ass
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This week, we’re hanging out with David Lackey! We check out trailers for “Roommates,” and “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” Then, it’s the ins and outs of Christian Mingle, the best and worst superhero games, the surprise fall of Hugh Jackman, and why under no circumstances should you ever f*ck a koala. Plus, we know a stenographer when we see it.

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Ep 371 Pronghorn Leghorn

This week, we welcome back Alan Doyle. We check out trailers for “The Death of Robin Hood” and “Scary Movie 6.” Then, it’s rules of nicknames, the impact of malice at the Palace, making a good Luigi musical, and reminiscing about Schmoyoho. Plus, using context clues!

Ep 371 Pronghorn Leghorn
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This week, we welcome back Alan Doyle. We check out trailers for “The Death of Robin Hood” and “Scary Movie 6.” Then, it’s rules of nicknames, the impact of malice at the Palace, making a good Luigi musical, and reminiscing about Schmoyoho. Plus, using context clues!

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Ep 370 Flush With Kum & Gos

This week, we welcome back Evan Hughes! We check out trailers for “Backrooms” and “Toy Story 5.” Then, it’s tips on stealing from grocery stores, and what not to say when you’re caught. Plus, the cost of hotels. And hookers. And not replying to text messages. Also, how not to reveal WiFi passwords.

Ep 370 Flush With Kum & Gos
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This week, we welcome back Evan Hughes! We check out trailers for “Backrooms” and “Toy Story 5.” Then, it’s tips on stealing from grocery stores, and what not to say when you’re caught. Plus, the cost of hotels. And hookers. And not replying to text messages. Also, how not to reveal WiFi passwords.

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Ep 369 Landlocked Liberals

This week, we welcome back Josh Boltz! We check out the trailer for “Supergirl” and discuss the expectations of comic book universes. Then, it’s the wild careers of Ed Koch and Mills Lane, the structure of small town America, and the hope of underground art and music. Plus, the weirdness of watching people pretend to like Kid Rock.

Ep 369 Landlocked Liberals
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This week, we welcome back Josh Boltz! We check out the trailer for “Supergirl” and discuss the expectations of comic book universes. Then, it’s the wild careers of Ed Koch and Mills Lane, the structure of small town America, and the hope of underground art and music. Plus, the weirdness of watching people pretend to like Kid Rock.

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Ep 368 Metal Gear Soft

This week, we welcome back Brian Sittler, co-host of the People Person’s Paper Podcast. We check out the trailers for “Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85” and “Michael.” Then, it’s the dangers of being mean to Evan Hughes, the quirky fun of Wonder Man, and the weird ass kid version of Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport. Plus, the audacity of the 1989 NES game Fester’s Quest.

Ep 368 Metal Gear Soft
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This week, we welcome back Brian Sittler, co-host of the People Person’s Paper Podcast. We check out the trailers for “Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85” and “Michael.” Then, it’s the dangers of being mean to Evan Hughes, the quirky fun of Wonder Man, and the weird ass kid version of Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport. Plus, the audacity of the 1989 NES game Fester’s Quest.

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